OK, I was kidding. That wasn’t really my first wife that I posted yesterday. My first wife was a lovely, sweet girl, full of life and fun. I think I still love Billie, even though we’ve been apart for so many years. I know it was my fault she left me. It was probably because I snored. Or maybe my annoying habit of sucking my teeth. I have photos from our honeymoon. Some of them are a little intimate, but what the heck! Here they are!