Monthly Archives: April 2018

Earl’s Behavioral Difficulties 2

I grow herbs, you know, about like I grow tomatoes that I showed you yesterday. One thing I’ve grown for some time is summerwood. It’s related to wormwood. Wormwood is what they make to make absinthe. When I was young … Continue reading

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Earl’s Behavioral Difficulties 1

I’ve been beautifying the joint. Check out some of my recent plantings: Persian shield alternated with lantana: Ok, they’re not much now, but wait 10 or 12 years. I use those buckets to collect rain water. I use it to … Continue reading

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Cow Joke

See these shorts? I’ve had them for about 40 years. I used to have a purple pair just like them. I guess the purple ones  finally got too ragged to wear. I wish I could find shorts  like them today. … Continue reading

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Another Day in Paradise 6

Love letters in the sand… This guy was a talker. He started telling me his whole life story. After ten minutes or so I had to walk away. He was still talking when I was halfway up the beach. I … Continue reading

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Another Day in Paradise 5

Remember that girl from yesterday trying to toss the football. There’s a reason she wasn’t very good at it. She’s English. First time out of Manchester. The temperature on the beach was about 73ºF. That’s 23º C… Another one from … Continue reading

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Another Day in Paradise 4

Chris M had a problem when he posted a comment. Somehow somebody else’s photo was tagged as his image. He figured out what happened, and you may be interested if it’s happened to you. Here’s what he wrote: I asked … Continue reading

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Another Day in Paradise 3

This beach is on Anna Maria Island right at the end of Manatee Avenue. I cant tell you how many times I walked miles up and down the beach when I was a teenager. When I was a kid we … Continue reading

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Another Day in Paradise 2

Check out the cormorant who bit off more than he could chew. I suspect that someone threw that fish to him. That’s Loinfruit doing the sound effects. Here’s another gag, this one from2012.  Babies are so impressionable.    

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Another Day in Paradise 1

It doesn’t get any better than this… German Beer and Tullamore Dew! Enos’ patient is having a little trouble shedding the pounds…

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Oh My God!!!!

Norm H sent me this. Hold onto your stomachs. Speaking of which, from 1999…  

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