Monthly Archives: May 2018

Grits

Here’s something about Loinfruit that drives me nutz. He’ll go to Costco and buy stuff like cans of beans. Little cans of beans? Are you kidding?! He buys the five gallon institutional cans of white beans. Enough beans to feed … Continue reading

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Eat Your Hearts Out, Ladies!

I’m well aware of what you gals think. ‘That Buddy is such a good looking hunk of manhood, I’d give my first born kid just to hang out with him!” I hate to burst your fantasy bubble, but this is … Continue reading

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Back in Maryland

I’m just about over my cold from gay Paree, thank you very much. I’m here at my house in Maryland. The one I want to sell as soon as the boss (Frau Grace) agrees. One problem I have is with … Continue reading

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Mozart

Remember I said that I’d say more about Mozart? Austria is just nuts about Mozart. We toured his house in Vienna. We drank beer at the Mozart Cafe. Everywhere you looked it was Mozart. In Salzburg it was Mozart with … Continue reading

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Tastes Like Chicken

My 0ld man died when I was 15. The thing he loved most in life was hunting snapping turtles. He’d head down to the swamps in New Jersey on the Delaware River. This was when I was a little boy … Continue reading

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Still recovering.

Here’s a little scene from Montmartre:  

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Back in the USSR, Boy.

Don’t know how lucky you are boy. Lots has changed since I was in Paris 15 or so years ago. There are some of the rudest people in the world, that’s true, but by far, most of the people are … Continue reading

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Versailles

There’s a reason they cut off Marie Antoinette’s tete. She and Louie lived in total aristocratic depravity. Versailles is immense with luxuries beyond belief. This while the people were starving. Let ‘me eat cake. Marie Antoinette’s drawing room: Marie Antoinette’s … Continue reading

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Le Boulevard des Cheap Suits

Today I saved Frau Grace (as I always do). Two pickpockets on the metro tried to mug her. Buddy (me) grabbed the miscreant. He dropped her credit card. I thought seriously considered punching the miscreant out, but he probably would … Continue reading

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