Monthly Archives: July 2018

I Should Have a New Collection Available Soon.

And I’ve had a heck of a time putting it together. But I think I have the hard part done. It’s dailies 1999-2000. Tomorrow I contact Ohio State. The person in charge has been on vacation. Any last requests, email … Continue reading

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My Sister-In-Law Is Here.

So I can’t walk around butt-naked like usual. She is leaving in about a week and a half, and then my sister is coming. In truth, I really don’t walk around butt-naked. But my sister does. No kidding. Geeze! Tuesday … Continue reading

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You Too Can Be a Big Shot Cartoonist

    Just follow the instructions in the following:  

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Eggplant

I just used “Eggplant” because I don’t know what else to write. What it’s about is I bought a new air fryer. You might remember last year when I bought one and set it on fire. Not this one. It … Continue reading

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What’s New?

I joined a boat club. It’s located in Cortez, which is the fishing village just across the bay from Bradenton Beach, my old home town. This way I don’t own a friggin boat of my own, thank God. You may … Continue reading

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I’m Having Trouble with My Employees…

       

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Pre-Moistened Tobacco

Robert R asked me why I shaved my mustache. I told him that it was turning grey. He sent back this email message: You could have chewed some premoistened chewing tobacco. You would have a red beard. It made me … Continue reading

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Three More Reasons Why I love Walmart

#1 Nobody corrals their shopping cart. The parking lot is like a bag ladies’ convention. #2 They have tons of trash cans. They must be clean fanatics. Either that or a large proportion of Walmart shoppers and Walmart sales associates … Continue reading

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I Didn’t Get It Done

I’m running behind again. I’ll get to the archived originals tomorrow. I hope. You never know. Maybe I’ll win the lottery and head for Majorca. Meanwhile, Somebody asked to see that New Yorker cartoon from way back when. This is … Continue reading

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