HEEEEE’S BACK!

Yes, I got back to Paradise today, Wednesday, at noon. And Happy to be here. I had a heck of a time posting. I’m taking my Macboo0k Air into the shop tomorr0ow to see if they can fix it.

Meantime, remember me ranting about Rawleigh’s Antiseptic Healing Salve, Good for Man and Beast? By the way, you can still buy the stuff online. Click here. Look what Frau Grace found in our shack up there on the Chesapeake:

Yes, it’s Watkins Teat Petro-Carbo Salve, “Teat” written in by my dear departed mother. But that’s nothing. Check it out:

Yes, it’s Vermont’s Original Bag Balm. If you can’t read the instructions:

Wow! It’s even got a picture of cow boobs on the label.

Since 1899 even! Keep it away from children. That’s a no-brainer. Hey, read this side of the can.

See that last line about how it contains no alcohol? Let me tell you, if your cow has chafed, blood-red teats with superficial abrasions, and you dip those suckers in a can of rubbing alcohol, you’re going to end up with a big hole in the roof of your barn. For sure.

What’s today? Wednesday?

 

 

 

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4 Responses to HEEEEE’S BACK!

  1. Bob A. says:

    Shania Twain once said that she used Bag Balm to keep her skin looking nice. When I first heard it, I thought it was some kind of joke then I saw a tin of it in a drug store.

  2. Chris M says:

    Works good on leather products too. SW Colorado high desert/mountain climate is very drying.

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