Monthly Archives: December 2018

Wednesday…

And it’s freezing out. But in four days I’ll be back in Florida. That’s where we old people belong. If you go down to Bradenton, about 75% of everybody there is an old geezer. I fit right in. As a … Continue reading

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My Faith in Humanity Is Restored

I love it. “Spit on the dice, Sister Agnes.” “Hyukkk-shlorp!” “That was good, Sister Agnes, but half of your spittle landed on my rosary.” “Perhaps one of the cocktail waitresses could bring us a towel when she returns with our … Continue reading

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One Big Flock

I’ve seen wild turkeys before, but never a flock of 27. Too bad all I had was my IPhone and I cluldn’t get a close up. Winter turkey hunting season in Maryland is January 16-19. I’ll tell you, around here … Continue reading

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Guess What I Made Yesterday

And it only took me about eight hours. It’s a step to my front porch. I haven’t painted it yet. It’s too cold. Right now it’s sn0wing. Geeze! I can’t wait to get back to Florida. Actually, I’m quite a … Continue reading

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Guess What Washed Up in My Neighbor’s Yard

A perfectly good blow-up doll. Some guys have all the luck. The best thing that ever washed up in my yard was during Hurricane Isabel, and that was a toilet. True. But can you imagine what a sicko could be … Continue reading

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Pearl Harbor Day

Today is the 77th anniversary of the surprise attack by the Japanese on our naval base in Hawaii. In remembrance of that day’s events, and of our nations participation in the war, here is a story that was sent to … Continue reading

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Watch Me Draw

Someone left a comment on a YouTube video that I did some years ago. I looked at it, and what a surprise. I happened to be drawing some of the strips that I’m posting this week. If you want to … Continue reading

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Another Cuisinary Theory Shot to Hell

It didn’t work. I usually works. Can’t figure. Duane the Frog Man’s last name? Now you know.    

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I Love Celery

I was at Lowes the other day and as I walked up to the check out, the cute little chubby check out girl was telling another clerk about how everything you eat makes you fat. I said “What about celery? … Continue reading

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Poor Frau Grace.

She has a terrible cold. I gave it to her. Poor baby. She’s blowing her nose and sneezing and coughing up big hunks of yellow sputum. I made a big pot of chicken soup for her: I had lobster. I’m … Continue reading

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