Guess What Washed Up in My Neighbor’s Yard

A perfectly good blow-up doll. Some guys have all the luck. The best thing that ever washed up in my yard was during Hurricane Isabel, and that was a toilet. True. But can you imagine what a sicko could be responsible for something like this? I mean throwing a perfectly good blow-up doll in the bay. Geeze! It makes you wonder what’s becoming of the human race. By the way, her name is Rachael. Somebody wrote her name across her forehead. They also drew some interesting graphics elsewhere with a Sharpie.

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2 Responses to Guess What Washed Up in My Neighbor’s Yard

  1. Bob says:

    Place her next to the celery, maybe it will stiffen up.

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