Monthly Archives: August 2019

Wherein Ernie Learns What a Herblik Muonian Masmatron Is

. . . . . . . (I put in the dots so the date menu on the right doesn’t overlap the cartoon) If you’re familiar with American baseball, panel two is about historical baseball statistics. I mentioned my old … Continue reading

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It’s late.

9:30 and I’m old. Good night. … …   …   …   … Mr. Ed was a  US 60’s TV sitcom about a talking horse. Really stupid show.

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Hideous experiments by the Grelzakian Space Mutants

Or something like that…. . . . . . . . . …  Hey! I know of what I speak. Professor Skofronik, if you see this I want you to know that I still bear the scars of  whip lashes … Continue reading

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Monday

And Ernie is still an alien abductee… …               For years whenever anybody says “Any questions?” I always ask “What’s the capital of Minnesota?” It’s my longest standing joke. I had a cardiologist appointment … Continue reading

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Loinfruit’s Theory Ctd.

I got this email: Hmmm… I gotta agree with your son. While I do not believe that the Earth is a creature, let alone sentient, I do believe that there are just too many people on our small planet, and … Continue reading

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Recipes

Ok, I’ve always wanted to do a TV cooking show. Maybe I’ll do that. Pat Hascall wants one of my recipes. Does anybody remember about 25 years ago I held a recipe contest? I was able to find some of … Continue reading

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Today’s Cooking Lesson

As everybody knows, I’m the world’s greatest chef. It’s a wonder I’m not in Paris slinging hash for Jacques Chirac or whoever their president is now or somebody. Ok, maybe you don’t believe me, but here’s something you can believe. … Continue reading

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For Want of Anything Better…

Here’s a selfie of my pajama bottoms. I took it just now. ( By the way, what is among the few words that the English ever incorporated into their language from all those years that they ruled India? All I … Continue reading

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Back to Loinfruit’s Theory…

Terry Reed gave me this link in Comments. I think it’s right on. A pretty bad case of the humans           Have you noticed that since everyone carries a cell phone with a camera nowadays, all … Continue reading

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Ernie Is Kidnapped!

                 

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