Dodged a Bullet



Yes, it looks like hurricane Dorian is going to devastate some other poor S.O.B. rather than moi. Ernie’s tattoo…






Nope. Can’t say “naked lady” in the funnies.

Actually I’ve seen one or two in my lifetime. Did I ever tell you about the time when I brought my very old mother up to Virginia to live with us? I took her to the doctor for an exam. The doctor said that she should have a sigmoidoscopy. As we were leaving, my mother asked me what that meant. I told her that they want to stick a camera up your butt. She was silent for a while, and then she told me “I was married for 26 years and my husband never saw me naked. Do you thing I’m going to let somebody stick a camera up my butt?” Geeze.

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