Dodged a Bullet

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Yes, it looks like hurricane Dorian is going to devastate some other poor S.O.B. rather than moi. Ernie’s tattoo…

 

 

 

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Nope. Can’t say “naked lady” in the funnies.

Actually I’ve seen one or two in my lifetime. Did I ever tell you about the time when I brought my very old mother up to Virginia to live with us? I took her to the doctor for an exam. The doctor said that she should have a sigmoidoscopy. As we were leaving, my mother asked me what that meant. I told her that they want to stick a camera up your butt. She was silent for a while, and then she told me “I was married for 26 years and my husband never saw me naked. Do you thing I’m going to let somebody stick a camera up my butt?” Geeze.

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