Monthly Archives: September 2019

Lizard

When I was a kid down here in Florida we had really cute little green anoles that would change color from green to brown. Really neat. They’ve been displaced by some particularly ugly lizards that come in several varities, although … Continue reading

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Handyman Buddy

I installed my first gutter today. OK, it’s a little crooked. But it only took me six hours. I just want you all to know that tattoos are forever. Some of you bought my book Guess Who Got Lucky. Recall … Continue reading

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Stone Crabs

The stone crab season here in Florida will start in a month or so. The Cortez fishermen are getting their traps ready. Those are all brand new traps. Cortez is famous for seafood. It’s the one town where most of … Continue reading

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They paved my street

They were really fast. There were a few days when it was raining, but they did the whole neighborhood in less that five days. That video is a little long. Try this one instead: My neighbor tells me that the … Continue reading

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Comments

I know that many people don’t read my comments. But Lisa sent me one that I have to post here. Lisa wrote: That house reminds me of the Douglas farmhouse on ‘Green Acres’. My response: I loved Green Acres. You … Continue reading

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Loinfruit in El Paso

I mentioned that Loinfruit got a job in El Paso. He got his apartment last week, and I sent him  a housewarming card. Front: Inside: I enclosed two dollars.

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33 Packard

For all you lovers of old cars, Frederick E. sent me this link. You know, I think that cars reached their zenith of design in the late 1950’s. Right? When I was in school, every year some guys from Detroit … Continue reading

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Thank God and Greyhound She’s Gone

If you don’t know, that’s a country song by Roy Clark from 1970. And if you don’t know, Greyhound is a bus. Here is Roy singing it on Hee Haw. (One of Frau Grace’s favorite TV shows of all time). … Continue reading

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Dodged a Bullet

.   Yes, it looks like hurricane Dorian is going to devastate some other poor S.O.B. rather than moi. Ernie’s tattoo…       . . Nope. Can’t say “naked lady” in the funnies. Actually I’ve seen one or two … Continue reading

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