Being in Texas I figured he would want a lever action 30_30 rifle.
I also bought him a build-your-own harmonica kit. Isn’t that what cowboys play around the campfire? He’ll be home for Christmas. About the car, when he was a little kid he had dozens and loved them.
Cowboys eat beans and fart out melodies of loneliness around the campfire. They just have to be careful and not get too close to the flames.
When I was in college, my roommate, Jerome, showed me how to light farts. He was very talented. I recall one cold winter’s evening- even though it was in Tallahassee it was still cold. We had a big gas space heater in the middle of the little house where I and my four roommates lived. I had just gotten out of the shower. Now remember, I was a 19 year old college boy. I was chilly and I backed up to the heater. Those heaters get very, very hot. When I was warmed up, I bent over facing my roommates and my other end to the heater, and I yelled “Red Eye!” I bent over and ended up with a third degree burn on my butt.
Wishing all a peaceful and restful, Christmas Holiday Season!
Thank you Piranha Club for helping us to keep our sanity………
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