What I Bought Loinfruit for Christmas

He’s 33, maturing slowly.

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5 Responses to What I Bought Loinfruit for Christmas

  1. Robert R says:

    Being in Texas I figured he would want a lever action 30_30 rifle.

    • budgra5_wp says:

      I also bought him a build-your-own harmonica kit. Isn’t that what cowboys play around the campfire? He’ll be home for Christmas. About the car, when he was a little kid he had dozens and loved them.

  2. Robert R says:

    Cowboys eat beans and fart out melodies of loneliness around the campfire. They just have to be careful and not get too close to the flames.

    • budgra5_wp says:

      When I was in college, my roommate, Jerome, showed me how to light farts. He was very talented. I recall one cold winter’s evening- even though it was in Tallahassee it was still cold. We had a big gas space heater in the middle of the little house where I and my four roommates lived. I had just gotten out of the shower. Now remember, I was a 19 year old college boy. I was chilly and I backed up to the heater. Those heaters get very, very hot. When I was warmed up, I bent over facing my roommates and my other end to the heater, and I yelled “Red Eye!” I bent over and ended up with a third degree burn on my butt.

  3. Pieter says:

    Wishing all a peaceful and restful, Christmas Holiday Season!
    Thank you Piranha Club for helping us to keep our sanity………

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