Yes, folks. It’s that time of year. The time of the ANNUAL SLAUGHTER OF TINY LITTLE CHRISTMAS TREES! By now everybody must know what I feel about that! If you don’t know, I’m the world’s most inveterate, pathological tree hugger! I dread this time of year. It breaks my passionate little heart! But it’s Christmas! What do I do? It turns out that my local K-Mart is closing down. That breaks my heart too. That’s where I bought my Plastic… Oh My God! Plastic! Just yesterday I was plastic-shaming a woman at the supermarket. She started trembling and tried to get out of it by telling me that she recycles. Yeah. Right. You know those plastic mesh bags that grapefruits come in. When I get a bag like that I cut it into tiny pieces with sizzors so seagulls at the garbage dump don’t get tangled up. I have two shopping bags I bought in 1992, and I STILL USE THEM! So you can imagine how I felt having to buy a PLASTIC CHRISTMAS TREE FROM K-MART MADE IN CHINA NO LESS!