Monthly Archives: December 2019

My Christmas tree…

Yes, folks. It’s that time of year. The time of the ANNUAL SLAUGHTER OF TINY LITTLE CHRISTMAS TREES! By now everybody must know what I feel about that! If you don’t know, I’m the world’s most inveterate, pathological tree hugger! … Continue reading

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What I Bought Loinfruit for Christmas

He’s 33, maturing slowly.

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My Garden Piranhas

Here’s a better view of my garden piranhas. By the way, guess who gave them to me about 8 or 9 years ago. Cheeseman’s assistant masked superhero, Pickle.  

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Can I decorate, or What?!

Check out the job I did on the front of my house. . . . . Beautiful! The neighbors love it too. I heard one of them say “Can you believe that?!” Notice my three garden piranhas guarding the display. … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas

I’m starting my Christmas story from 2004. Most people don’t realize what a hard time Santa Claus has running his business. Long hours, disgruntled employees, and he hasn’t made a profit in 2000 years. If you haven’t noticed, Santa is … Continue reading

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Nothing much today

All I did was cut the grass and wrestle a Christmas tree. Lucky you. The books should be arriving now. Unless you live in some foreign country. I was asked to post this first Sunday. Remember, if you have something … Continue reading

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Saturday

I spent all day trying to balance my darn ceiling fan. Hey! Not bad! I think I must have used this gag at least three times over the years. It’s hard to remember over 12,o000 comic strips.

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How’s your juice?

Florida used to produce the best oranges on the planet. Over the past several years we’ve had a citrus canker which has devastated the crops. Check the Wikipedia article. Here’s a truck full of oranges heading for the Tropicana plant … Continue reading

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Herbie

Herbie shops at Costco, too. Costco is the only place I can buy wide toilet paper. That’s the main reason I go there. I used to buy roast duck and anchovies at Costco up north, but they don’t have them … Continue reading

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Lars Mortimer

I just found this among my pictures.   When Lars died I drew this comic strip for his memorial. He was well loved in Scandinavia. A wonderful cartoonist. I’ve posted the painting that he sent to me shortly before his … Continue reading

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