I’ve been corrected. the knot is better known as a monkey’s fist. I remember now.
I went out to try to buy toilet paper today. Whew! No luck! I’m worried. I only have about 23 rolls stockpiled.
I also wanted to get some hand sanitizer:
But not to worry. It looks like most of the fatalities are old people.
WAIT A MINUTE! THAT’S ME!