Robert R sent me a joke today. A priest and a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. Somebody asks the rabbit why he’s there, and the rabbit says it’s because of autocorrect. Very good. You should always check the autocheck.
But it reminded me of an old joke that I like. A priest and a minister and a rabbi are on a talk show and they’re asked “When does life begin?” The priest says “At the moment of conception.” the minister says “After the first trimester.” The rabbi says “When the kids get out of college and the dog dies.”