I spent all day trying to direct Doris in her latest blockbuster. Man! She thinks like she’s Liz Taylor! You think we directors have an easy time of it. WAKE UP AND SMELL YOUR WIFE’S FEET! And you know how they smell.
So I’m up to my gluteus maximi trying to get this project to OSCAR LEVEL CENTIMATIC EXCELLENCE!
Wish me luck.
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