Monthly Archives: January 2021
Where’s Bernie?
Nosegirl sent me this. I found Waldo, too. I’m so proud of myself. From this time in 2007…
More fun for the simple minded
Fred E. sent me this: There is a new challenge going around where one holds a basketball in one hand and then places an open bottle or can of beer on top of the ball, which you then drop and … Continue reading
Delores’ Special Guest
Delores’ special guest tonight is world renown Mongolian throat singer Hulagu Kalmuk .
Toisday
Happy Toisday. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk. the other day when I was going into the thrift shop I passed by a floozie looking blonde lady. Peroxide hair, lipstick like Delores and a chubby tight tee shirt. I said “Pardon me” and … Continue reading
Thank You
Thank you all who wished me Happy BDay, although I haven’t had a birthday since I turned 60. I decided that was old enough. It worked. I haven’t aged a year since. I should have stopped when I turned 25. … Continue reading
A sad day in Holland
Have you read about the riots in Urk? I came across this old photograph of my mother ca 1953. She’s sitting on a dead sea cow. That was right by the old Cortez Bridge in Bradenton Beach. The manatee … Continue reading
Blue Monday
Robert R writes in comments: Beano? Afraid of scaring the neighbors? Invite them over and you will have something to discuss. At least it won’t be boring. Also I have found that women are often more “musical” than men. Scary. … Continue reading
How I make bean soup
Buy two pounds of large limas and two pounds of great northern beans. Dry, of course. Soak them over night. They swell up really big. Drain them, rinse them then add a couple big ham hocks, some bay leaves, about … Continue reading
For all you ladies into haute couture…
Delores and Louise Go Shopping