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Yesterday I told you about Hare the Horrible, my fourth grade teacher. I only had a few bad teachers. Most were at least adequate. My favorite teacher was Mrs. Jeanne Parrish. She taught me 12th grade English at Manatee High … Continue reading →

Speaking of behavioral difficulties, I want to show you something from my youth. When I’d read a book, I’d write down words that I wasn’t familiar with. I came across this recently: What I want you to notice is not … Continue reading →

  I had my underpants on backwards all day. I noticed it this morning, but I forgot. It’s hell getting old.

I’m leaving this coming Saturday. Frau Grace is dragging me to Das Vaterland. I’ll give you a blow by blow when I’m there, assuming die Hütte we stay at has wifi.  

If you didn’t see yesterday’s post, I announced a new collection that’s now available. I’ve also listed it on the Books and Stuff page. I’m going to start work on the next collection soon. What years would you like me … Continue reading →

There’s a new collection available. Ernie and the Piranha Club 1997-1998. As you might guess, it has all the dailies from those two years. I tried a different publisher this time. I’m hoping that the quality will be better. And I have … Continue reading →

My friend, Bob, fell out of one of my palms:    

These palm trees amaze me.  They get to be about a hundred feet tall, and they are about eight inches in diameter. There are more just like them all over this part of Florida. How the heck do they keep … Continue reading →

Big news on Sunday. Hey. This is what I have to worry about. Loinfruit had a job interview about 100 miles north of me here on the West coast of Florida. He hates his job up north. So I worry. … Continue reading →

My local community swimming pool regulations. I highlighted the most important part.