Frau Grace is celebrating. Today is her last day as president of our HOA. I’m not exaggerating when I tell you that she has spent a minimum of twenty hours a week working on neighborhood stuff. Maybe now I can stop doing the dishes. I’ll get to the Comments tomorrow. I have to take the soon to be exprez to the final board meeting. You won’t have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore!
Tomorrow is a big day. Can anybody guess what?
One of the most important dates on the calendar: YOUR BIRTHDAY! Happy birthday and many happy returns of the day!
Yes, birthday boy! But you give us the presents – every day. Thanks.
Happy birthday to INSERT NAME HERE on your INSERT NUMBER HERE birthday!
May this day bring you joy, happiness and free booze.