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<FONT SIZE =5>  Yes, Folks, it's the <B> <font color=yellow>WORLD FAMOUS PIRANHA CLUB </font>	with Sid, Ernie, Dr. Pork, Effie and all those lovable Piranhas!  WOW!!!</B>  If you think you're ready for a walk on the weird side, strap yourself in!  If your local paper doesn't carry The Piranha  Club, give 'em a call!  And if you've already been indoctrinated and your paper should happen to *SHUDDER* drop The Piranha Club,  give 'em YOU KNOW WHAT!!!  

<BR><BR>Current Piranha Club strips (about two weeks old) can be seen at the King Features (wdyttcia) Syndicate <a href="http://www.kingfeatures.com">Web site</a>


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<BR><a href="budslife98.html">Wow! </a>I just put some new stuff in my personal life!!  read about the lousey paint job on my house.  And check out the photos I took at the annual National Cartoonist Society Christmas Party!  <BR><BR>
Merry Christmas.  Here are some <a href = "desoto1/desoto1.htm">Desoto Sundays. </a>


<BR><BR>King Features messed up the 11-18 strip on their web site.  <a href="ern99-11-18.htm"> Here it is.</a>

<BR><BR>King Features messed up the 10-16 strip on their web site.  <a href="ern99-10-16.htm"> Here it is.</a>

<BR><BR><font color = yellow>PIRANHA CLUB MEMBERS</font>All the Ernie daily strips from 1990 can now be found in the Inner Sanctum.

<BR><BR>OK! OK! Everybody's been bitching that I haven't been keeping things up to date. Hey, It's been summer!  I get a break once in a while.  For all those who have been asking for it, here's a little <a href = "bobo/bobo.htm">Bobo Special. </a>

 <BR><BR>GREAT NEWS!!! The Piranha Club has adopted a highway in Minnesota! Thanks to our inside man, Marv, at the DOT, we'll soon be raking in the cash! Check out the new <a href = "piranhatol.htm">road signs!</a>


 <BR><BR><font color =yellow> NEW!</font> Sid finally did it! I've been forced to publish his real estate listings . Click on the <font color=yellow>REAL ESTATE </font>button below. I've put the new button below where the "a word from Bud" button used to be.   If you want to read the  stuff from the old link, click <A HREF="budsword.html">here.</a>



<BR><BR>If you didn't catch the Story of the Little Match Girl which appeared during Christmas week, <a href="matchgirl.htm">here it is...</a>

<BR><BR><font color=yellow>Piranha Clubbers</font> ... All the Ernie dailies from 1989 are now in the Inner Sanctum.

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You think Grandma Grace's false teeth were gruesome?! You thought my root canal was painful?! Wait till you see my <a href = "budslife98.html">hemorrhoid operation!</a>
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<font color=yellow>Piranha Club members...  </font>Ernie dailies from 1988 are now in the Inner Sanctum. I also just now (98/12/14) added about a dozen more single panel gags.
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<a href = "k01.html"> Merry Christmas!</a>

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The Piranha Club meeting on October 26 was a blast. Look for some pictures on the Piranha Club News button. 
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Guess what?!  Earlier this summer I happened to run into my old friend Jim Zarichny, perhaps known to you as Joe Zarinky, the Last Commie.  Let me update you.  About three years ago Jim returned to the land of his ancestors, God knows where in the Ukraine, rented a fabulous apartment (as judged by the local population) and took a low paying job teaching English.  Unfortunately, this past spring he bacame ill and was forced to return to the States for Surgery. I happened to run into him in the hospital and had a wonderful, long chat. (He always did most of the chatting)  I've learned that his operation was successful, and soon after he took a trip to Michigan to visit old friends and memories. (Michigan was the scene of his youthful radicalism).  I don;t know if he has returned to the Ukraine.  <a href="jim-z.htm">Here he is</a> shortly before his surgery.







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<td align=center><! Real Estate>Aprl 24, 99</td>
<td align=center><! First Timers>xxxx</td>
<td align=center><! Love Notes>Every Week</td>
<td align=center><! Piranha Club>Oct 30,99</td>

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<td align=center><! Special>each week</td>
<td align=center><! Hot Stuff>Jun 12 99</td>
<td align=center><! Bud's Private Life>Jan 1, 2000</td>
<td align=center><! Buy Stuff>Sept 3, 98</td>
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Inner Sanctum last updated Feb 1 1999.
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