Another Bayonnes Most Beautiful Baby Contest

 

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From 2006…

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Saturday

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Hello there!

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Clean Up Woman

Delores has a little advice to make your life a bit less stressful…

If you prefer, here’s the video on YouTube:

Delores’ Household Hints

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Thursday

 

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What’s today?

I went shopping at the thrift store this morning. I bought some lovely outfits and lots of cheap jewelry. The people there are getting to know me. I try to speak in a deep, manly voice. The lady at the check out said “Oh, this is a very pretty dress, isn’t it?”  Actually, I don’t have much a deep manly voice, but I try my best to sound like James Earl Jones. “Yes, I hope it fits.”

 

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What a cute little bird

First, my old friend John Jonik sent me a link to his blog of his political cartoons. John and I have been friends for about forty years. Among other very important political and social issues, he’s  very concerned about the tobacco industry.

Jonik

What a pretty little bird at my studio window! It’s a yellow throated warbler. Isn’t he cute!

After a while, though…

I shooed him away

So I tried the old cut-out thing

And I sawed off the damn bird’s launch pad. He found a new one.

I took a picture of a great horned owl and made a cutout.

Well that didn’t work. But no stinking bird can out smart U No Hoo!

Another parrot and a toucan threw him off for about 30 seconds.

I tried a loggerhead shrike…

A screech owl.

A great horned owl.

Dammit. I fixed it. I took me a two and a half days, but no stupid bird can out smart the world’s smartest genius!

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Blue Monday

First, I didn’t approve any of the comments you left, but I read them all. Thank you for your views.

Now, back to Bayonne…

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Concerning the assault on our Congress

I have a policy that I don’t discuss politics on this blog. But this goes well beyond politics. It’s an assault on our democracy. You may respond in Comments, I’m interested in what you have to say. But I will not approve any political comments. OK? This was is from November 1993. I had it all figured out.

 

This is from the following January 9, 1994:

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Saturday

Nothing Today

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TGIF

How Delores Met Harold

 

 

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