Just came across this photo of Pickle and Cheeseman.
We went to a big barroom. There was a Halloween party. Some big guy jumped Cheeseman, knocked him down. The big guy was on top, and Cheeseman couldn’t reach his Cheesewiz., so he grabbed the next thing he could reach and squeezed real, real hard. He left the big guy rolling on the floor, holding his doodads and screaming like a little girl. True.
I want you to look at Mark’s post in Comments from yesterday. You know what they say about how to look thin when you’re not? You hang out with fat people. Same thing goes with brains. If you want to look smart, hang out with stupid people. For example, you could hang out with me. People will think you’re a genius.