Buddy's Blog

I burned my breakfast scrapple again.

But that’s ok, because it doesn’t make it taste any worse. Not only that, any good doctor will tell you that eating charcoal is good for pushing out the parasites that live in your alimentary canal. Smothering it with grits helps. That bun is left over from Thursday. Mighty tasty!

Howdy.

I hope everyone here in the States had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I’ll post my Thanksgiving strip on Sunday.  Meantime, I think I finally got my final daily collection through the editors at Amazon. I had two versions of the same book, 2017-2018, submitted at the same time. For the one that was blocked, the stupid officious A-holes, didn’t believe I owned the copyright to the cover drawing, even though it had been approved on the 14 other books. A couple weeks ago I applied for the copyright – cost me $45 – but it won’t be processed for about 6 weeks. By publishing on Amazon I was able to reduce the cost to nine bucks a book. Amazon takes about 75%. King will take about 10%. I lose money on every book. How do I do it? Volume!

Sorry I’m late posting. Our guests just left.

Howdy

I believe this story is where the Anti-Defamation League wrote me a letter. I had no idea at the time that “Haberman” sounded Jewish. Slick Willie was named after an old friend of mine named Bob Haber. I changed Willie’s name to “Slick Willie O’Haberman”. The “Slick Willie” came from “Slick Willie Sutton” the bank robber. My middle name is “Sutton”, which was my mother’s maiden name. When I was a kid my aunts used to tell me that Slick Willie was my uncle. I believed them.

Yet another offering by Fernwilter Real Estate & Assoc….

Want to read about the Great Online Toaster Hoax courtesy of Dave H?

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