I have friends, a married couple. He’s a lawyer. And he’s a real good singer. About 7 years ago, one night at a piano bar in Northern Virginia she was there, but he wasn’t. I asked her “Where’s Tom?” She’s said “He’s away defending a case.” I said “Oh, he’s putting criminals back on the streets.” She said “Oh, no, he only defends other lawyers.”
The best current lawyer joke in Texas right now is that the republican attorney general was recently indicted by the republican legislators. This begs the question:
Was he too slimy or not slimy enough?