Wednesday

Strips like this got me thrown out of papers…

Happy April Fool’s Day! When I was about ten years old in the trailer I filled the sugar bowl with salt. My old man bit. He choked on his coffee. The he severely reprimanded me. He pushed my face into the bowl of salt and said something about the price of sugar. He couldn’t take a joke. Geeze! No wonder I’m a little off center.

Once when Loinfruit was in college he called up and told me he got some girl pregnant. Geeze! I was really bent out of shape. I told Frau G about it and she reminded me that it was AFD. I called him back later and told him his mother had a heart attack and she was in the hospital. He bit heavy. I got him good.