Monday
Ladies, does your husband’s snoring keep you awake all night long? Pay attention this week and you’ll learn how to put an end to it.
Boy do I ever know how snoring can keep you awake. Are you familiar with Peter Steiner? He’s an old friend and fellow cartoonist. Until he retired he was a New Yorker regular. He’s also written some mystery novels since then. He also painted that portrait of me that I’ve shown you. A very talented man. Well, many years ago we went to France together and shared hotel rooms. Boy, what misery. I know how snoring can ruin your night’s sleep. He kept waking me up. “Bud, you’re snoring again!”
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A comment about snoring I once heard was that if someone tells you that you snore, realize that this means they have considered killing you in your sleep. But haven’t.
That’s true. You can’t help snoring and farting. However I’ve been able to overcome nose picking.
I can tell you that women can snore and fart as well or as bad as men. Sometimes at the same time.
Refer to my reply to Divad
Darn, I was planning on a nose picking good time.