My cursive is awful, and it’s all the fault of that bitch of a 4th grade teacher, Mrs. Hagar. Hagar the Horrible. I spent many, many recesses writing “I will not misbehave in class” or something similar a hundred times on the blackboard, or if it was during class time, on a piece of paper. That rotten bitch. I can barely sign my name. And I’m not kidding.
Make sure you don’t use cursive!
My cursive is awful, and it’s all the fault of that bitch of a 4th grade teacher, Mrs. Hagar. Hagar the Horrible. I spent many, many recesses writing “I will not misbehave in class” or something similar a hundred times on the blackboard, or if it was during class time, on a piece of paper. That rotten bitch. I can barely sign my name. And I’m not kidding.