Author Archives: Bud Grace

This I find funny. And I hope you’ll forgive the four letter word. I was writing lyrics to a song I’m working on using MS Word. I turned on the dictation so I could speak the lyrics. I got this … Continue reading →

I believe this is the Osama story that got me kicked out of the Toronto Star. The Dumblaveys were friends. (I spelled his name wrong here) He worked for Military Intelligence.

We’re going to a Moose Lodge tonight. I’m not the Moose. Frau G is. Wish me luck. This led into a Cheeseman story which I’m not going to post just now. I have some requests to take care of.

Q: How do you know when it’s time to buy a new toilet brush? A:

Buddy’s household tips: Every morning I clean our glass cook top from the day before. If you have a glass cook top, you know how hard it is to clean it well. I use Barkeeper’s Friend and that works pretty … Continue reading →

Need to transpose music?  A while back I made this chart: Suppose you’re in the key of G and you want to be in the key of C. Go down the first column to C. Then go down the row … Continue reading →

This from Phillip B: Ain’t it the truth