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Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me etc. Here’s a birthday card I drew years ago:        

Want to read a terrific book to my way of thinking? Memoirs of a Sword Swallower by Dan Mannix.

Speaking of rat poison, about 20 years ago Frau G’s big stupid sheepdog ate some rat poison. It didn’t work. That dog was so dumb she had him in multiple dog obedience classes for 6 years. All he ever got … Continue reading →

I’ve explained this before. The p-tooie dialog is Arnold spitting out Beardo’s beard hairs when she kisses him.

From June 8, 2014…

For your edification: Uh-oh!

I drew that strip because there are lots of people who take things much too seriously. I got tossed out of quite a few papers for stuff that some people find offensive. I mean, what’s wrong with a bearded lady … Continue reading →

Talking about my childhood in the trailer park in Bradenton Beach, we had running water that was terrible to drink. It came from a shallow well and it reeked of sulphur. We had no toilets outside a community toilet with … Continue reading →