Everybody’s got a good lawyer joke. Thanks. Here’s another one:
Wednesday
From Mark S:
A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
So the couple produce photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers are satisfied by this but then raise concerns about the kind of education a child would receive while in the couple’s care.
The husband puts their mind at ease, saying, “We’ve arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills.”
Next though, the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
This time the wife explains, “Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet.”
The social workers are finally satisfied and ask the couple, “What age child are you hoping to adopt?”
The husband says, “It doesn’t really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon.”
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Monday
From Frederick E, some words of truth. God help those brave people in Ukraine fighting for their freedom.
I have friends, a married couple. He’s a lawyer. And he’s a real good singer. About 7 years ago, one night at a piano bar in Northern Virginia she was there, but he wasn’t. I asked her “Where’s Tom?” She’s said “He’s away defending a case.” I said “Oh, he’s putting criminals back on the streets.” She said “Oh, no, he only defends other lawyers.”
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Saturday
Thank you for the lawyer jokes. Here’s one: How many lawyers does it to screw in a light bulb? Answer Tuesday.
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Thursday
OK, prepare yourselves for a week and a half worth’s of lawyer jokes…
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Wednesday
Eric P sent me this:
This actually happened to me about 15 years ago:
I was shopping online for an item. The website would not show me the price until I gave my email address.
I typed in: noneofyourfuckingbusiness@aol.com
The site responded: Sorry, that address is already taken
That’s the end of the nose job story.
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