Years ago my wife and I saw the light, and became members of the Church of Frisbeeites. We believe that after you die your soul goes up on a roof – and you can’t get it down.
Unfortunately, there’s a deviant and heretical sect of the One True Religion which split off back in the 1820’s. They’re known as the Church of the Ladder Day Saints. They erroneously offer false hope and postulate that at the end time there will be Saints who carry ladders and will rescue all the souls that are stuck up on roofs.
What fools!
Have not. Am familiar with the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Pastafarianism, but had not come across the Church of the SubGenius.
Thanks for the suggestion!
Years ago my wife and I saw the light, and became members of the Church of Frisbeeites. We believe that after you die your soul goes up on a roof – and you can’t get it down.
Unfortunately, there’s a deviant and heretical sect of the One True Religion which split off back in the 1820’s. They’re known as the Church of the Ladder Day Saints. They erroneously offer false hope and postulate that at the end time there will be Saints who carry ladders and will rescue all the souls that are stuck up on roofs.
What fools!
Did you ever read Revelation X?
Have not. Am familiar with the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Pastafarianism, but had not come across the Church of the SubGenius.
Thanks for the suggestion!
I’m in trouble.
That 35ยข is going to break me.