Wednesday

You know, lately I’ve been posting on Facebook, even though I don’t think I like Zukerman much. But I’m there anyway. Mainly what I do is post the same strips that I post here. But I’m friends with a few of you. I get lots of friend requests, too many to deal with. I mean a couple thousand. If you would like to friend me, shoot me an email and put in a friend request. I’ll try to get it done. I’m not good at it.

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Tuesday

Hello.

 

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Blue Monday

Here’s what else Frau G just downsized:

It’s got to0 be good and wholesome. Look at the ingredients:

I checked the best by date just to make sure it was still good to eat:

Looks mighty tasty! (Actually, when I opened the can, it reeked. I’ll bet Nosegirl eats stuff like this. If you didn’t know, Nosegirl lives in Tokyo.)

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Sunday

Happy Father’s Day to all you dads like U-No-Hoo. No matter how old they get, you still worry, don’t you? Loinfruit is 36. I have this on my refrigerator:He sent it last week.

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Saturday

I hate this luncheon invites, don’t you?

  Even though it’s Saturday, there are still three more days to this story.

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Friday

Speaking of Frau G’s old newspapers, she also came across this issue from the Florida Flambeau, Florida State University’s student paper. It’s a summary of the 73-74 academic year. We were a highly respected and renowned educational institution when I was there.

My friend Wieckowicz and I were sitting on the lawn in front of the library when the blind guy streaked by us tapping his cane.

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Churchill

Yesterday I said that I’d mention something about Winston Churchill in Comments, and as I mentioned, Frau G has been downsizing lately (my toasters, remember?). Churchill passed away on January 24, 1965. Frau Grace (Not Frau Grace at that time, she was still a fraulein) happened to be in England. She saved a big tribute from the Manchester Evening News and Chronicle.

Now for some important stuff. This was the American replacement for yesterday’s strip about Quacko pooping in the yard:

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And speaking of toasters…

This is the one I use mostly. It’s a Westinghouse (AC only):

I also have two of these in the box:

But my pride and joy  is a 1940’s Toast-0-lator. I’d show you a photo, but Frau G has it hidden someplace.

BTW, I just got a friend request on Facebook.

She’s self-employed and lives in Las Vegas.

This didn’t appear in US papers. I’ll post the replacement tomorrow.

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ARRRRGH!

Frau G is getting rid of the rest of my valuable toasters!

OK, they may be old, but they still get hot!

I even have the original cords. Look,  one is still in it’s factory-fresh packaging! Good as new!

God knows, I’ll never understand women.

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Monday

 

Frau G makes me fruit salads:

 

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