Buddy's Blog

Happy Anniversary. Geeze! 46 years!

I forgot to mention yesterday that I’m making the Kindle books sharable.

This is from 1997…

I finally finished the second collection of Ernie/Piranha Club Sundays. It will be available from Amazon in a few days. The bad news is that the printing costs are very high. They raised them a couple months ago. It costs $28 (of which I get $1.80). I also had to raise the price of all the daily collections, except 88-89-90 and 17-18, by $1. They won’t print them otherwise. But relax. I will make a Kindle versions of all 17 collections available by the end of this coming week. Most of the daily collections will be $5. I don’t know the cost of the Kindle versions of the Sunday collections or the 88-89-00 and 17-18 dailies yet. I’m limited to uploading a max of 3 books a day because Amazon is fighting the the uploading of AI generated titles. After these I intend to do one more collection of Sundays, then I’m done. It takes a long time. This last Sunday collection took me over 5 months to finish. I have to recolor, reformat, etc.  I do have a couple collections of magazine cartoons that are available on Amazon I think. They may make me raise the price like on the daily collections. In a couple weeks I’ll make them available on Kindle as well.

Frau G is out getting her hair done. (Tomorrow is our anniversary) (I think it’s tomorrow. Could be Sunday)(At least I remembered)(46 years, I think)

Thank you, Divad, for enlightening me.

(Only look if you have a strong stomach)

I read where they say it makes you gag. I believe it. Just looking at that shot makes ME gag.

Sorry about yesterday. I was out all day long. One of my gigs was a birthday party for lady on her 99th birthday. Sorry to say they put her into hospice that morning.

Hey, nobody knows what a peridontal mandibular uvula is for. I was just thinking about that yesterday. Too bad it’s not on the outside or women could hang an earring on it. You watch. The newest fashion trend will be pierced uvulas. Like pierced tongues.

And I can’t figure out what time it is. If you’re not in the USA perhaps you don’t know what daylight saving time is. We just switched to standard time, but half my clocks have a gizmo in there someplace that tells them when it’s the day to change, but some of them are off by two weeks. I kind of trust my computer. Right now it says it’s 4:55 PM. I reset the clock in my car but it reset itself forward an hour. My wrist watch is right, but  I hate to have to wear it to bed.

This is Frau G’s Cattleya. I took the photo back in late winter 2021. After that the plant was so big that she separated it and started separated plant in another basket. It just now bloomed. Here is the original:

And here is the here is the bloom from the separated plant. Explain it to me:

Here’s a good blonde joke from Robert R:

Johnny, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.  He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00pm news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a bridge ledge preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Johnny and said,  “Do you think he’ll jump?”

Johnny says, “You know what, I bet he will.”  The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”  Johnny placed $30 on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the bridge into the river unfortunately to his death.  The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Johnny, saying, “Fair’s fair… Here’s your money.”

Johnny replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”

The blonde replies, “I did too;  but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”