Buddy's Blog

Thank you, Divad, for enlightening me.

(Only look if you have a strong stomach)

I read where they say it makes you gag. I believe it. Just looking at that shot makes ME gag.

Sorry about yesterday. I was out all day long. One of my gigs was a birthday party for lady on her 99th birthday. Sorry to say they put her into hospice that morning.

Hey, nobody knows what a peridontal mandibular uvula is for. I was just thinking about that yesterday. Too bad it’s not on the outside or women could hang an earring on it. You watch. The newest fashion trend will be pierced uvulas. Like pierced tongues.

And I can’t figure out what time it is. If you’re not in the USA perhaps you don’t know what daylight saving time is. We just switched to standard time, but half my clocks have a gizmo in there someplace that tells them when it’s the day to change, but some of them are off by two weeks. I kind of trust my computer. Right now it says it’s 4:55 PM. I reset the clock in my car but it reset itself forward an hour. My wrist watch is right, but  I hate to have to wear it to bed.

This is Frau G’s Cattleya. I took the photo back in late winter 2021. After that the plant was so big that she separated it and started separated plant in another basket. It just now bloomed. Here is the original:

And here is the here is the bloom from the separated plant. Explain it to me:

Here’s a good blonde joke from Robert R:

Johnny, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.  He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00pm news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a bridge ledge preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Johnny and said,  “Do you think he’ll jump?”

Johnny says, “You know what, I bet he will.”  The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”  Johnny placed $30 on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the bridge into the river unfortunately to his death.  The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Johnny, saying, “Fair’s fair… Here’s your money.”

Johnny replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”

The blonde replies, “I did too;  but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”

I just realized that I hadn’t checked my email in the past ten days. Oops. Here are a few good one-liners from Phillip B:

I like to make lists.  I also like to leave them lying on the kitchen counter, and then guess what’s on the list when I am at the store.

I relabeled all of the jars in my wife’s spice rack.  I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

I asked a supermarket employee where they kept the canned peaches.  He said, “I’ll see,” & walked away.  I asked another & he also said, “I’ll see,” & walked away.  In the end, I gave up & found them myself, in Aisle C.

A guy walks into a lumberyard & asks for some 2x4s.  The clerk asks, “How long do you need them?”  The guy answers, “A long time. We’re gonna build a house.”

So, my neighbor knocked on my front door at 3 a.m.  3AM!!!  Luckily, I was already up playing the bagpipes.

I too was once a male trapped in a female body…but then my mother gave birth.

Someone said, “Nothing rhymes with orange.”  I said, “No, it doesn’t.”

Sorry about no post yesterday. Somebody tried to hack into my site again. It also happened last week. When that happens the server freezes my site for a couple hours.

 BTW happy Halloween to all you little ghouls and goblins.

What time of year is it? College football time!