Tuesday

This I find funny. And I hope you’ll forgive the four letter word. I was writing lyrics to a song I’m working on using MS Word. I turned on the dictation so I could speak the lyrics. I got this far:

Babies will cry like they always do,

Birds gonna fly, doves gonna coo,

Hearts will be broken, rain’s gonna fall,

What does it matter?

It doesn’t matter at all

As I cleared my throat, Word listened and continued typing:

Babies will cry like they always do,

Birds gonna fly, doves gonna coo,

Hearts will be broken, rain’s gonna fall.

What does it matter?

It doesn’t matter at all baby

I started laughing. Word listened and continued typing this:

Babies will cry like they always do,

Birds gonna fly, doves gonna coo,

Hearts will be broken, rain’s gonna fall.

What does it matter?

It doesn’t matter at all baby skunk fuck Steve

Then I turned off dictation.