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Happy Sunday

OK, I’m totally confused. Here’s the first week of the Osama story:

From Robert  R… The story of my life:

This should have been yesterday’s strip.

This I find funny. And I hope you’ll forgive the four letter word. I was writing lyrics to a song I’m working on using MS Word. I turned on the dictation so I could speak the lyrics. I got this far:

Babies will cry like they always do,

Birds gonna fly, doves gonna coo,

Hearts will be broken, rain’s gonna fall,

What does it matter?

It doesn’t matter at all

As I cleared my throat, Word listened and continued typing:

Babies will cry like they always do,

Birds gonna fly, doves gonna coo,

Hearts will be broken, rain’s gonna fall.

What does it matter?

It doesn’t matter at all baby

I started laughing. Word listened and continued typing this:

Babies will cry like they always do,

Birds gonna fly, doves gonna coo,

Hearts will be broken, rain’s gonna fall.

What does it matter?

It doesn’t matter at all baby skunk fuck Steve

Then I turned off dictation.

I believe this is the Osama story that got me kicked out of the Toronto Star.

The Dumblaveys were friends. (I spelled his name wrong here) He worked for Military Intelligence.

We’re going to a Moose Lodge tonight. I’m not the Moose. Frau G is. Wish me luck.

This led into a Cheeseman story which I’m not going to post just now. I have some requests to take care of.

Q: How do you know when it’s time to buy a new toilet brush?

A: