Here’s a good blonde joke from Robert R:

Johnny, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.  He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00pm news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a bridge ledge preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Johnny and said,  “Do you think he’ll jump?”

Johnny says, “You know what, I bet he will.”  The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”  Johnny placed $30 on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the bridge into the river unfortunately to his death.  The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Johnny, saying, “Fair’s fair… Here’s your money.”

Johnny replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”

The blonde replies, “I did too;  but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”

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