I heard a good science joke, but I don’t have any friends who would get it; so I thought you might like it, and this seemed like an appropriate place to put it:
Heisenberg is driving Schrodinger and Ohm to a conference; when they’re pulled over by a cop. The cop says: “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg says: ” No, but I know exactly where I am.” The cop says: “You were doing 55mph in a 35mph zone.” “Oh, great,” Heisenberg says, “now I’m completely lost!” This sounded suspicious; so the cop says to pop open the trunk. After looking in the trunk; the cop asks: “Do you know that there’s a dead cat in your trunk?” Schrodinger shouts: “We do now, you asshole!” So the cop arrests them, but Ohm resists.
Very, very good. I’ll pass it on. A while back a friend of mine asked me to explain Schrödinger’s cat. Just for the record, there can be multiple solutions to his equation. The cat is in the box. Both a live cat and a dead cat satisfy the equation. But you can’t know whether the cat is alive or dead until you open the box.
I heard a good science joke, but I don’t have any friends who would get it; so I thought you might like it, and this seemed like an appropriate place to put it:
Heisenberg is driving Schrodinger and Ohm to a conference; when they’re pulled over by a cop. The cop says: “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg says: ” No, but I know exactly where I am.” The cop says: “You were doing 55mph in a 35mph zone.” “Oh, great,” Heisenberg says, “now I’m completely lost!” This sounded suspicious; so the cop says to pop open the trunk. After looking in the trunk; the cop asks: “Do you know that there’s a dead cat in your trunk?” Schrodinger shouts: “We do now, you asshole!” So the cop arrests them, but Ohm resists.
Very, very good. I’ll pass it on. A while back a friend of mine asked me to explain Schrödinger’s cat. Just for the record, there can be multiple solutions to his equation. The cat is in the box. Both a live cat and a dead cat satisfy the equation. But you can’t know whether the cat is alive or dead until you open the box.
Exactly! I knew you’d get it.